Drew is the author of the comics Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea. He also writes The Worst Things For Sale, a blog about the internet's most awful, and da share z0ne.

drew@toothpastefordinner.com

Twitter: @drewtoothpaste

Facebook: TFD Page 		Natalie is the author of the comics Natalie Dee and Married To The Sea.

nataliedee@nataliedee.com

Twitter: @nataliedee

Facebook: ND Page



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Chip in as little as $1 to our Patreon and directly fund our current daily comics,
in addition to new comic, writing, video, and music projects.


We have a ton of prints, drinkware, artwork and novelties at The New Sharing Machine store.


100% of the proceeds from our book and music sales go to us (NOT a label or publisher.)
Download now and enjoy immediately.

MUSIC:
CRUDBUMP: The Best Crudbump Album (2015)

CRUDBUMP: The Judas Beat Album (2013)
(Featuring Kool Keith, Roughneck Jihad, Angel Haze & Rodney Anonymous)

CRUDBUMP: Real Art (2012)

CRUDBUMP: NA$TYJAM$ (2010)

HELL ORBS: Skeleton Zone (2015)

HELL ORBS: Pleasure Nexus (2013)

KOMPRESSOR: Kompilation (1999-2004)


BOOKS:
VEINS: A novel by Drew (2011)

Toothpaste For Dinner Volume 1 (2014)

Married To The Sea (2010)

Toothpaste For Dinner (2005)




SOME OF DREW & NATALIE'S OTHER PROJECTS.

* Natalie Dee Machine: Comic Generator creates a brand new Natalie Dee comic every minute of the day. 2014.

* The Worst Things For Sale is Drew's blog about horrible products found online. 2012.

* Super Black Lacquers is Natalie Dee's line of unusual nail polish. Glitter, holographic, solids, and more.

* Stuff I Put On Myself is Natalie's makeup/fashion blog. 2012.

* @drewtoothpaste: Journeys in Social Media is Drew's daily site about trolling the internet. 2012.

* Superpoop (2008-2010) and Francetucky (2009/2011) are two photo-comics that Drew wrote.

* Youtube: Drew and Natalie Dee.


Drew & Natalie use stock and custom fonts by Ray Larabie at Typodermic. Almost all the fonts in our comics come from Typodermic. Get rid of your unkerned "1000 COOL FONTS CD-ROM."



Drew & Natalie's comics are 100% free to read. You are welcome to share them with your friends via Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, email, etc. You can also "hot-link" our comics by embedding an image from our site and linking back to TFD/ND/MTTS.

All contents © 2016. No images or other content from Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, Natalie Dee, Superpoop, Francetucky, or The Worst Things For Sale (hereafter "The Sites") may be used in print media, online media, social media, public presentations, advertising, or marketing, in part or in whole, without a license from drew@toothpastefordinner.com. For-profit use of any materials from The Sites, or any content derived from images/content from The Sites, shall constitute an agreement on the user's part to pay standard licensing fees as established by Drew if done without prior permission or licensing. Please contact drew@toothpastefordinner.com for standard licensing rates.

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Affiliate Disclosure: Sharing Machine (Toothpaste For Dinner, Natalie Dee, Married To The Sea, Stuff I Put On Myself, The Worst Things For Sale, Crudbump, Kompressormusic.com, Rollerchester.com, Morrisseydance.com, drsynthesizer.com, drewtoothpaste.com, superpoop.com, veinsbook.com, wherearethedogshumping.com, and Francetucky) is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Advertisements which appear on Sharing Machine sites (Toothpaste For Dinner, Natalie Dee, Married To The Sea, Stuff I Put On Myself, The Worst Things For Sale, Crudbump, Kompressormusic.com, Rollerchester.com, Morrisseydance.com, drsynthesizer.com, drewtoothpaste.com, superpoop.com, veinsbook.com, wherearethedogshumping.com, and Francetucky) do not constitute endorsements for these products on the behalf of the listed sites, or on behalf of any or all sites for which the aforementioned sites are affiliate advertisers.

Drew & Natalie Dee receive a small portion of the price of products sold through affiliate links on Sharing Machine sites (Toothpaste For Dinner, Natalie Dee, Married To The Sea, Stuff I Put On Myself, The Worst Things For Sale, Crudbump, Kompressormusic.com, Rollerchester.com, Morrisseydance.com, drsynthesizer.com, drewtoothpaste.com, superpoop.com, veinsbook.com, wherearethedogshumping.com, and Francetucky) and all links to sites outside the aforementioned list (Toothpaste et al.) may be affiliate links, which may pay us for sales generated through these leads. Any links outside the aforementioned list (Toothpaste et al.) are done to provide income to Drew & Natalie Dee and constitute a paid endorsement for the website, product, and/or service that is linked to.

This disclosure is provided to comply with guidelines related to disclosure of reimbursement for paid advertising of goods and services. But, look, let's talk here. Let's bring this back to earth. We have over 8,000 comics on our sites. Eight thousand. Why are you reading a boilerplate affiliate disclosure? Do something fun with your time. We're all going to die, I had to spend time writing this, you don't have to spend time reading it.